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OK, OK, I am not into forwording jokes around the internet too much, but if the Conservative Mennonite Conference's very own Brotherhood Beacon can publish these, goodness, they must be all right...
1. Q: Why don't Mennonite women wear sleaveless dresses?
A: These refuse to bear arms.
2. Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: Two Mennonites found a penny.
3. Q: What is a significant Mennonite dilemma?
A: Free Beer.
4. Q: What do you get when you cross a Mennonite and a Japanese car?
A: A Toyoder.
5. Q: What did three GC Mennonites who were ice fishing say?
A: Wiebe Friesen Fast.
6. Q: Why are Mennonite guys afraid of meeting their dates' father?
A: They might play the Mennonite game and win.
7. Q: What goes clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop?
A: An Amish drive-by shooting.
8. One day a van of Mennonites was driving up the highway and they saw a sign that said, "Maximum 50". So they stopped and let off seven people.
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A few more.........
Q. What is the difference between a Mennonite and a canoe?
A. A canoe tips.
Q. How do you fit 40 Mennonites in a phone booth?
A. Tell them that there is a quarter in the change slot.
Q. What is the definition of a Mennonite?
A. Somebody that can buy from a Jew and sell to an Amishman and still make a profit!
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